Thank you chaps but I will have to say no to that.
Riding motorbike pillion, fun though it is, involves quite a lot of muscular effort. I would flip off the back after 5 minutes I think, so better not.
If there is no car going round, that's fine, I will get someone to drive me round, or else stay in one spot and take photos from there.
I could always wear the helmet and ears anyway