Crikey! A packed Lanterne Rouge will be hitting your inbox doormat in the next day or two. It's a full fat Sunday Supplement special.
I used to do a paper round when I was a kid. Trust me - it was much easier than writing and distributing this thing I tell you. Our hotmail account is melting under the strain.
Snoop
PS - don't forget, if you want the Lanterne Rouge and you aren't getting it, chances are you haven't kept us up to date with your email address...naughty naughty