So my request is still live to anyone out there that can provide contact details for Chris Colford other than suggesting I email/PM him via the forum as derrrrrrrrrrrr 'I HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT!'.
I'll just sit back now and await the barrage of abuse or indeed his details via a PM of course!
I feel worn out just reading that thread.. and i did wonder what that cloud of smoke was in the direction of Purley. it must have been coming from Scotts ears in his frustration