Oi Mr Blogging supremo what's going on? You make us wait for a month; then... despite riding three of the UK's early season classics we get Nada!
You've had the cycling equivalent of separate dates with Cheryl Cole, Kelly Brook and Keira knightley but you've only decided to tell us all about you and Josh settling down in Belgium; nice, but we really wanna hear about your racing good or bad. In other words does Cheryl offer up her cheek or lips at the end of the night
. Common mate, sort it out