Ouch!!

[Snoop Doug]

I came off en route to Pilates this evening, had a row with a piggin tram track, d'oh!

Stuff the tongues out photo comp, let me be the first to kick off ar5e flavoured road rash 2009

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It stings a bit

[Ivor]

owww!
get in the bath.

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

and don't forget a good dash of Dettol

[Snoop Doug]

I just received this advide from a mate: Tidy!

[quote]road rash my arse ....looks like Carole got a bit enthusiastic with the spanking paddle ...more lube and a little less top spin next time my son. I'm reliably informaed that a poultice of crushed salt and vinegar crisps rubbed into the wound will hasten your recovery

[Andrew G]

Ouch indeed, glad I can't see the picture at work if you're sticking your bare posterior out .

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

A substantial amount of flesh Andrew, not a pretty sight

[Snoop Doug]

Seriously folks, how would you avise I manage this back to its former shiny glory?

Last night I bathed it, sprayed with Neosporin (sp) then put Neosporin cream on then applied a soft cloth dressing which has been on there since 10pm last night. What next y'all???

Cheers - Snoop

[Jon H]

A bottle of rum for anasthetic, them amputation with a rusty saw by the ship's surgeon. Arrrr.

Or you could try Melolin dressings, which allow it to heal without sticking.

[Ivor]

[quote="Snoop Doug"]Seriously folks, how would you avise I manage this back to its former shiny glory?

[Michelle]

You better be careful Snoop, some randy old geezer with a penchant for doing things to people with cheesegraters would pay a lot of money for an eyeball of your injury.

You better get it better soon, otherwise you are going to be chased round the garden by said randy geezer in a Benny Hill style (cue music)

[Michelle]

No, Tiny Pic has just removed the picture!

Must think you are a real studmuffin!

[Andrew G]

I was thinking of your 'arris on my way home tonight Snoop .

Getting near home and it was chucking it down, and obviously had been there for some time as there were big puddles/ponds by the roadside which I had to keep riding through. Approaching the tram tracks by Addington Park and there was a big ol' puddle over the second track where it had suck down a bit in the tarmac. Straight away an image of a pirates red arse was in my mind , just rode over normally though (at an angle) and came out the other side. I'm referring to the puddle and tram track here not emerging from the other side of a pirates...

Hopefully that's the last time I get a vision of your backside in my head as it wasn't pleasant. Hope it heals up quick, keep it greasy (neosporin's good) and covered I think is the rule - as Jon says something that won't stick.

[Toks]

[quote="Andrew G"]I was thinking of your 'arris on my way home tonight Snoop .

[Sylv]

Hey Snoop, I hope you had time to notice the trams are now sponsored by Liquigas

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Happy healing ..

[Sylv]

Hey snoop you've got company

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